IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION, THAT ON OCCASION, PEOPLE SMUGGLED IN THE TRUNK OF CARS HAVE CAUSED GREAT INCONVIENCE TO ALL, BY ENTERING A RECENTLY DECEASED STATE. WE APOLOGIZE, BUT DESPITE THIS CONDITION, THE OCCUPANT OF YOUR TRUNK MUST ALSO PAY AN ADMISSION. ONCE AGAIN WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE THIS MIGHT CAUSE THE DRIVER OR THE TRUNK'S OCCUPANT.
Pets Are Free But... We Do Reserve The Right To Evict The Patron If The Pet(s) Pose A Threat To Our Other Patrons Such As When Pet Anacondas Try To Devour Said Patrons. Please remember to stoop and scoop. Sorry No Refunds Are Given If You Are Ejected From The Park. If your pets are capable of taking a bus or hailing a cab or hitchhiking home then the patron may remain to watch the films.